Tag: trump (261 articles)

You'll See Iran in a Couple of Weeks

The Pentagon declared the Iran war over on July 7. The White House is now scheduling the next one for the week after the midterms, and the households footing the $1,100 fuel bill get to vote in betwee…

By The Anon Press 1 day ago

The Off Switch Nobody Will Flip

An 80-year-old commander in chief could not say the name of the man he was campaigning for, and the Constitution's emergency off switch has entered the conversation for the third time this year. "They…

By The Anon Press 3 days ago

Thank You, God, Very Much

The president of the United States watched a sixty-second ad built on the childhood rape of his opponent, and his advice to the man who aired it was to look up and thank God. "I only wish the mothers …

By The Anon Press 8 days ago

You Are a Humanitarian, Too, Sir

An American envoy thanks the Russian president for releasing a prisoner, then compliments the man who ordered the invasion of Ukraine. "All I can say is, if I'm ever captured by Vladimir Putin, I'd ra…

By The Anon Press 9 days ago

Trump's Fraud Tipline Has One Obvious Target

The president most widely considered corrupt in American history has launched a $25 million bounty program to catch fraudsters, and he has appointed himself the judge. "I'd like to report a theft. A m…

By The Anon Press 11 days ago

Trump's Five-Day Attorney

The White House press secretary lasted five days: hired on social media as an "attorney," fired before the country finished learning her name. "She has suffered over the last few days. Maybe it's not …

By The Anon Press 14 days ago

The Hoosier Verdict

Indiana spent the last five years selling its power, its water, its farmland, and its patience to whoever was building the future. The future just sent the invoice. "The people are speaking, and they'…

By The Anon Press 17 days ago

The War's Second Invoice

The war that put gas at $4.32 a gallon is now charging every mortgage, auto loan, and credit card in America a second time. "The board is very hostile. They're very political. They're doing the wrong …

By The Anon Press 1 month ago

The War They Told You Was Already Won

The most honest document the Pentagon has produced in months is one it had no intention of making public. "This is major damage to our bases that hasn't been communicated to the American public. We're…

By The Anon Press 1 month ago

IRS Audit Revenue Plunged 35%. The Rich Won.

The government that promised the rich would finally get their due quietly dismantled the only department with the teeth to enforce the promise. "An obvious fact: If you get rid of auditors, you raise …

By The Anon Press 1 month ago

Let Data Reign. Let the Ratepayers Pay.

The president called the people refusing a data center in their town "backwards and poor." His own party's senators did the math, and they did not like the answer. "No, Mr. President, the 75% of Ameri…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Told Fans to Buy. The Numbers Say They Lost.

A consumer watchdog counted up what happened to the money of the people the president told to go buy his coins. The total was a number the White House declined to contest. "I am not a fan of Bitcoin a…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Bombed an Island No One Hit

The president bombed a place that was never hit, with a video no plane filmed, and then told the country the enemy was finished. "Mr. Trump's tweets are laughable, and conditions in Kharg are calm and…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Turns to the FCC to Silence the Polls

When a president can't stand to see his own approval rating, the natural instinct is to silence the people measuring it, not to improve the numbers. The Trump administration chose the first option, an…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Renamed a Lake. Google Obeyed.

An 80-year-old president signs a paper to rename a body of water, and Google, of all companies, obliges. "The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declar…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Hyped $3.47 Gas. It May Be Stolen

A president sold the country a miracle at the pump. The miracle, a lawsuit says, was built on fuel someone else didn't get to keep. "KRSM was able to sell such fuel for such low prices and garner such…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Renames Lake Ontario. The Lake Refuses.

The name is more than four hundred years old. It predates both countries. It is the only thing in this trade war that no executive order can touch. "Canadians also know that naming reality means calli…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump’s Crypto Grift Cost Investors $4.7 Billion

One man's word was worth $4.7 billion to the people who believed it. "I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin ai…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Aide Ran a Year on No Security Check

A single offhand sentence about a 35-year-old aide set off a White House meltdown, and the fallout reveals a president who cannot seem to tell the difference between a job description and a comfort ob…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Big Oil Is Raking In Trump's War Windfall

The war Trump's own voters are deserting is, it turns out, a boom time for the men who already own the country's refineries. "There is a massive transfer of wealth occurring as billions around the wor…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Canada Declares Economic War on Trump

For the first time in decades, Canada's prime minister has told his own people that he is at war, and that the country he leads will not crawl back to the old deal. "You're at war when you get attacke…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

The Guard Members Are Ashamed of D.C.

The soldiers the president sent to his own capital to make it safe are now the ones telling the country they do not want to be there. "I will say very frankly that the bad taste that this mission left…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Wants PR Help for Data Centers

The man who won a presidency on a promise to "drain the swamps" of corporate influence is now, at a White House gala, advising Silicon Valley that its unpopular machines could "use a little public rel…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

ICE's Passport Office

An administration that calls a foreign government a death machine quietly hands its passport to that same government's agents and books a seat for a dozen of its dissidents. "Iran has requested that I…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

He Threatened to Bomb the Peacemaker

A two-month truce is supposed to be a runway toward peace. This one was a countdown to the next threat, and the threat was aimed at a country that has not fired on the United States in two centuries o…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

They Are Selling the President's Words

A president turns the White House into a data feed and starts selling it to the highest bidder. "Trump is trying to enrich himself by privatizing government information that he has no right to sell. W…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Orders Navy Back to 1950s Steam Catapults

A president who once called the Navy's newest catapults "goddamned" technology has now signed an order to tear them out of a warship mid-build and replace them with steam pipes from the 1950s. "You're…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Regulator Backs His Sons Crypto Bank

A regulator chosen by the president approves a federal bank charter for a crypto firm run by his own sons, 38 percent of which is owned by an entity he is affiliated with. "This is the most brazen act…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump: Sailors Not At Sea Long Enough

Five thousand sailors are stranded aboard a floating metal prison, some of them trying to jump overboard. The man who sent them there says the war has not gone on long enough. "Have some sympathy, som…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

$4 Billion to Build Nothing

$4 Billion to Build Nothing tags: trump, offshore wind, fossil fuel A president promises energy dominance while spending billions to erase the clean power industry. "I've spent 15 or so years working …

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Sons' Georgia Tower Tied to a Russian Oligarch

A company with ties to sanctioned Russian banks and illegal online gambling is co-developing Trump Tower Tbilisi. The Trump Organization named the company as a partner. The company now says it has not…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Lincoln at Sea: The Carrier Trump Is Breaking

A ship doctor on the USS Abraham Lincoln warned the crew is about to break. The families of 5,000 sailors say they are already broken. "The morale is not good. Apparently, the ship's doctor or therapi…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump's Own Man Blocks Trump's AG Nominee

Todd Blanche was supposed to be Trump's reward for loyalty. Instead, he became the proof that loyalty only works when you have something to offer. "They know what they need to do, but they simply refu…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Epstein Lobbied Foreign Powers. Nobody Charged Him.

House Democrats say the emails prove Epstein was running a foreign influence operation for multiple governments, all while never registering as required by law. "Jeffrey Epstein never registered as a …

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Administration Sheltered Accused Rapists

A family of accused rapists has been living freely in America for over a year, shielded by White House connections while the rest of the world tries to hold them accountable. "Yes, it was politically …

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Terrorism Charges for a Bread Baker in Gaza

The United States has decided that giving bread to starving children in Gaza qualifies as terrorism financing. "I don't doubt the decision was made to seek Chambers' extradition because it looks good …

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Subpoenas Journalists Who Exposed His Plane

The Justice Department is subpoenaing journalists who reported a security flaw on a plane the president was too embarrassed to fly. "The appearance of federal law enforcement agents on the doorstep of…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Turned Presidential Speech Into a Stock Ticker

The president's teleprompter operator bet on his speech content. The president's stock trades line up with his social media posts. And now the president's social media platform is selling real-time da…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Spurred ICE Chaos to Look Tough on TV

An immigration agency operates like a traveling carnival of lawlessness, with a president who fueled the chaos because he wanted it to look tough on television. "It's just surreal. I can't believe thi…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Turns Birth Control Into a Baby Factory

The federal government's only family planning program is being turned into a baby factory, and the people who run it believe embryos are already children. "Congress intended this program to help equal…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

How Marco Rubio Became Venezuela Viceroy

The United States calls it diplomacy. The arrangement looks like empire. "Insane. Derelict. Unconscionable. And impeachable." — Elizabeth Saunders, Columbia University political science professor, on …

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Kushner Bought Land From a Cocaine Launderer

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner bought a stretch of Albanian coastline from a man prosecutors say laundered cocaine money using forged deeds, and the purchase price is now frozen in a notary's account.…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Empties the Election Commission

With four seats empty and a midterm election three months away, the only federal agency devoted to elections has been left with no one in charge. "The guardrails Congress placed on this agency are cle…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

Trump Invents the Islamic Republic of Japan at NATO

The president in charge of the nuclear codes confused an active adversary with America's oldest Asian ally, then called the Ukrainian leader sitting next to him by his enemy's name. "I told this story…

By The Anon Press 3 months ago

450 Years for a Box of Zines: Prairieland Sentenced

The Trump administration has handed down 450 years of federal prison time for what amounts to a noise protest outside an immigration detention center. "The punishment must fit the crimes, not the head…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Built A Fair. Nobody Came.

A president promised a Golden Age celebration for the 250th birthday of the country, then built a plywood ghost town on the National Mall and told everyone the crowds were "incredible." "The Crowd was…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Congress Finally Votes to Stop Trump's Iran War

For the first time in American history, both chambers of Congress voted to stop a president's unauthorized war. "Regardless of what President Trump says, this measure is binding under the War Powers R…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

America's New Colony: Health Data

tags: trump, africa, health, data The United States is trading lifesaving medicine for access to the private medical records of millions of Africans, and the countries have no real choice but to say y…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Congress Wrote the Check. Trump Refused to Cash It.

Congress gave the president a check for foreign aid, he signed it, and then his administration refused to cash it. "It is a huge grab of power from the president, taking powers away from Congress." — …

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump's \$14.7 Million Algae Pond

The president spent $14.7 million painting a public pool his favorite shade of blue, then tried to arrest citizens for swimming in the green algae that grew in it. "These are very serious crimes havin…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Crypto Firm Set to Get Federal Banking Backing

For the first time in American history, a sitting president is asking a federal bank regulator to give his private cryptocurrency company the implicit backing of the U.S. government. "For the first ti…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Needs Aides To Google His Enemies

Trump's Staffers Can't Keep Up With A President Who Keeps Forgetting Things A president who once built his brand on knowing every deal, every name, and every angle now needs aides to Google the people…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

How DOGE Created A $1 Billion Screwworm Crisis

The Trump administration just asked Congress for one billion dollars to fight a parasitic fly that kills cattle. The twist? They dismantled the program that was keeping it at bay. "DOGE has cut fundin…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump's Ballroom Lie: Taxpayers Are Paying For It

A president promised his vanity project would cost American taxpayers nothing. Internal documents show he was lying from day one. "Tie the project more closely to security-related issues since USSS is…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Newsom Joins Trump's DOJ Enemies List

The governor of America's most populous state says the Justice Department is hunting for a crime against him, and he seems almost eager to be indicted. "One by one, anyone who has challenged Donald Tr…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Kushner's Albanian Island: The Flamingo Revolution

An Albanian island that no one lived on is now the most fought-over piece of real estate in the Balkans, because a billionaire family decided it looked nice from a yacht. "We were on a friend's boat, …

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Turns America 250 Into A Campaign Rally

The president has decided that the nation's 250th birthday is actually his. "On July 4th, at The Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument, in beautiful and safe Washington D.C., we are going to host t…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump's Spy Chief Pick Killed His Spying Law

Trump appointed a mortgage regulator to run America's spy agencies, and it turned out to be exactly what privacy advocates needed to finally kill his surveillance law. "Voting for a clean reauthorizat…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Ambani Pays Trump Jr.'s Failing Startup

A Texas startup that could not raise money for ten years suddenly found a billionaire investor, right after the president's son took a secret stake. "Everybody in the world wants to do business with t…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Loves Inflation. America Can't Afford It.

trump, inflation, economy A president told reporters he loves the very force emptying American wallets. "The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation." — Donald Trump, Ova…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

GOP Defies Trump Over Iran War

A president can start a war without Congress, but he cannot stop his own party from eventually turning against it. "I'd say in that part of the world, 'cease-fire' is when you're shooting in a more mo…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

$50 Billion Ballroom Pay-to-Play

Corporations wrote checks to fund Trump's golden ballroom and received $50 billion in federal contracts in return. "You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That's not a coincidence." — Rep. …

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump's No-Bid Contract Grift

A government contractor expert summed up what should be obvious about sole-source contracts under Donald Trump: "It is corrupt, is the word." "Hiding your friends as subcontractors is like playing hid…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Bolton Pleads Guilty in Classified Documents Case

The man who warned Trump was building a retribution presidency has agreed to plead guilty to felony charges brought by that very administration. "I think it is a retribution presidency." — John Bolton…

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

No One Is Watching: How Trump Gutted Gun Enforcement

The administration that promised to restore order quietly dismantled the enforcement mechanisms that were reducing violent crime, betting nobody would notice until the bodies started piling up. "Just …

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump Tried to Criminalize Four Numbers

The Trump administration tried to turn four numbers into a crime. A federal judge said no. "The government seeks to squelch core political speech without any articulable, much less evidentiary, basis …

By The Anon Press 4 months ago

Trump's $1.8B Slush Fund Blindsided His Own Aides

The president sued his own government, settled with himself, and used taxpayer money to create a slush fund for people who attacked the Capitol. "This is f---ing OUR money. At least I think Nixon's sl…

By The Anon Press 5 months ago

President Grandpa's Perfect Physical

A 79-year-old president spends three hours at Walter Reed, claims his checkup went "perfectly," and nobody — not the White House physician, not the press corps, not the American people — is allowed to…

By The Anon Press 5 months ago

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