MAGA's Vile New Low, Endorsed From the Top
The floor of American politics keeps dropping, and this week the president put his name on it. "It's not easy for a mother to say this, but Amy has a serious problem. She is a liar. She lies about her…
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They Declared The War Over. The Bombers Fled.
The United States has been winning this war so completely that its own long-range bombers packed up and left the country that was hosting them. "I'm not concerned at all." — Adm. Brad Cooper, CENTCOM …
The Shield Of The Americas Protects No One
When a job is invented, the paperwork has to be invented too. "This was not a press release put out by the State Department. Noem went rogue and created a fake letterhead to post on X." — One of two p…
Thank You, God, Very Much
The president of the United States watched a sixty-second ad built on the childhood rape of his opponent, and his advice to the man who aired it was to look up and thank God. "I only wish the mothers …
Doomsday, According to the Attorney General
The attorney general of the United States has told the country that the Justice Department is ready to break the November elections, should the count come out wrong. "Of course there are scenarios tha…
The Midterms Are A Ceasefire, Not A Peace
The most powerful government on Earth has agreed to a ceasefire with an expiration date, and the date is your election. "Hunting season is open as soon as the elections end and it's obvious that they'…
Mississippi Declares the Shooting of a Baby "Justified"
The state of Mississippi took exactly three sentences to explain a dead baby to the world, and not one of them was addressed to the family. "I watched my baby take his first breath and I watched my ba…
You Are a Humanitarian, Too, Sir
An American envoy thanks the Russian president for releasing a prisoner, then compliments the man who ordered the invasion of Ukraine. "All I can say is, if I'm ever captured by Vladimir Putin, I'd ra…
Meta Loses $25 Billion Trial, Wins the Stock Market
A jury found that the world's most valuable social network lied to its users for a decade, and the market's response was a two percent gain. "Facebook promised users that they (the users) controlled t…