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How DOGE Created A $1 Billion Screwworm Crisis

The Trump administration just asked Congress for one billion dollars to fight a parasitic fly that kills cattle. The twist? They dismantled the program that was keeping it at bay. "DOGE has cut fundin…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump's Ballroom Lie: Taxpayers Are Paying For It

A president promised his vanity project would cost American taxpayers nothing. Internal documents show he was lying from day one. "Tie the project more closely to security-related issues since USSS is…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Newsom Joins Trump's DOJ Enemies List

The governor of America's most populous state says the Justice Department is hunting for a crime against him, and he seems almost eager to be indicted. "One by one, anyone who has challenged Donald Tr…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Kushner's Albanian Island: The Flamingo Revolution

An Albanian island that no one lived on is now the most fought-over piece of real estate in the Balkans, because a billionaire family decided it looked nice from a yacht. "We were on a friend's boat, …

By The Anon Press 2 months ago

Trump Turns America 250 Into A Campaign Rally

The president has decided that the nation's 250th birthday is actually his. "On July 4th, at The Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument, in beautiful and safe Washington D.C., we are going to host t…

By The Anon Press 2 months ago