Twenty-five years after the worst attack on American soil, the country's leaders told two false stories in a single week, and between them turned a national day of mourning into a sales pitch for the …
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The people building the world's most powerful machines have started saying, in writing, that the machines could end the species. The United States government has responded with one letter and a deadli…
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The government of the United States threatened to revoke a television station's license for the crime of interviewing a candidate, and the interview it could not kill got 7 million views. "He's bankin…
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The most powerful man on earth flew to Ireland to play golf at a course he owns and, at a press conference beside the taoiseach, suggested the borders of the United States' oldest ally could be redraw…
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An 80-year-old president spent a weekend coloring in an empire on social media, and the most unsettling reaction to the map was not outrage. It was agreement. "That's not insanity. That's intention." …
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The Republican Party's first midterm convention in the modern era ended the only way it could: with the president asking a half-empty arena to raise its hands and swear an oath of fealty. "Please rais…
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The White House installed its most devoted conspiracy theorist to turn the "witch hunt" against Donald Trump into a real criminal case, and five months later he walked out, leaving one line behind tha…
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The president who started a war on a whim has now given it a calendar: November, after the votes are in. "I think war is going to end immediately after the election because they can't hold out any lon…
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A foreign president called to warn the Israeli prime minister about an attack that was coming. Three years later, the prime minister swears the call never happened, and is suing the newspaper that fou…
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